hospitality under the influence

ask me about my weiner   Submit   I am a girl.
Livin la vida loca.

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

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— 1 hour ago with 680076 notes
lets-workoutt asked: Srsly doe ass pics.


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caseyanthonyofficial:

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Mikes hard? Whoa.don’t get too crazy now, wouldn’t want to lose your capris.

— 1 hour ago with 78 notes

creepyjirachi:

the only card i will ever send

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— 2 hours ago with 201537 notes

dalekpoetry:

quin-the-infinite-fandoms:

wickedsteph:

silversora:

glitterweave:

chronicallylate:

HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS

put shorts on

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put legs in one leg hole

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pull up and on to shoulder

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instant fashion

And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset Yellow 

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NEVER forget to accessorize 

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well one of us is going to have to change

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THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER!!!

Guys

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I really think

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I’m winning this. 

(Yoga pants do the trick)

Ladies…..please….image

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— 4 hours ago with 684321 notes

bagmilk:

eating really nasty food at someones house

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(Source: heteroh, via canadumb)

— 6 hours ago with 479271 notes

officialwhitegirls:

but can bob the builder fix yo nasty ass attitude

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— 15 hours ago with 112314 notes

absconds:

absconds:

if u have a crush on me please stand up 

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— 17 hours ago with 185752 notes

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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— 18 hours ago with 133476 notes